"Not by the hairs of my rubby chinny chin! I shall, writerly, remove this trap and logical inconsistently by cleverly placing a twist where the audience doesn't realize a plot hole."
"Yes, and that why I placed a trap there."
"Huh--oh--" ZING!
"You get me down from here."
"Anytime now, he will let me down."
"Someday."
"Perhaps not." - Orson Pig, the writer. "Hey, maybe I should write about this."
Definitely a trap.
"It's a trap."
"Not by the hairs of my rubby chinny chin! I shall, writerly, remove this trap and logical inconsistently by cleverly placing a twist where the audience doesn't realize a plot hole."
"Yes, and that why I placed a trap there."
"Huh--oh--" ZING!
"You get me down from here."
"Anytime now, he will let me down."
"Someday."
"Perhaps not." - Orson Pig, the writer. "Hey, maybe I should write about this."